hollahoop.app/status is now a real status page.

Each refresh runs four cheap probes server-side:

• Web — the page rendered, which is itself the proof
• Database — small select 1 against Postgres, returns latency
• MCP server — JSON-RPC initialize handshake against /mcp
• Public API — /api/v1/health round-trip

Results are live to the minute. If something is red and stays that way, ping [email protected] and we'll dig in.